Dear Journal,
I was always told that the food here was good (and it is) but nobody ever told me that it would sit in your gut like a rock for about 6 hours. Then just about the time you start feeling better you go eat more..
I'm pretty sure that I have gained about 5 lbs and I've only been here a little while. I'll probably be about 20lbs heavier when I leave this place.
Not like anyone here can help but gain wait all we do is Eat, Sit, Eat, Sit, Eat again, then go to bed. We do get a little basketball in every once in a while.
I think that I may have an eating disorder....I have become addicted to Crunch Berries, man I love that stuff! I could eat it all day long. I better keep it under control Elder Dialtone told me if I eat too much of it I will start peeing pink and green streams. It sounds bad but that might be kind of cool to see.
Later!
About Me
- The Greenie
- I wanted to create a blog that showed the side of a Mormon mission that MOST don't know about. There are the heartwarming great conversion stories you always hear about, but I wanted to tell about the Missionary tall tales and mix some of my experiences as well as others that I know about (Slightly Embellished of course) and give you, my readers something more then just the run of the mill same old stuff. And since my personality is one that enjoys laughing at myself and others that is how my stories will present themselves. So if you are here for enlightenment, that may be a stretch, but if you enjoy getting a good laugh at my misfortune stick around and enjoy.
No comments:
Post a Comment